Wednesday, October 17, 2007

I have a small crush on Ira Flatow

Yeah boyeeeeeeee, Moxie's now a member of her local NPR station. Maybe a lucky reader will be invited over her house to drink coffee in her sweet pledge gift, "I heard it on NPR" chocolate brown mugs. Hells yes.

I don't listen to it for the "intelligent talk", I listen to it for the radio hotties. I have ear sex with them.

Michele Norris


Ira Flatow


Diane Rehm

Wiggers and Oreos

Engaging broadcast on WCPN about acting white or Black. Showcases some national scholars on the subject and teenagers from area schools. Good listening.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Zipperheads at 10% off

Bookmark this: The Racial Slur Database

Sad and hilarious all at the same time. I'm on there like several times! See if you can find your ethnic or racial group! Add your faves to the comments section.

Monday, October 15, 2007

(Mrs) Honorable Samantha Grace

It all started with a mad dash across state lines with panicked calls for directions
flying past church windows only to miss my instructions
jokes with a genteel priest
hugs and greetings
scribbled greeting cards written in a parking lot
polish homecooked meals in a strip mall
crabtree and evelyn gifts
talkative blonde little girls
new faces and small talk over cake
frantic searches for last minute spa trips
plum colored nails painted by russian (european?) women
sugar scrubs on the body
a knock on the door from the quiet groom
an exclusive view of the reception hall
a pensive ride to the church...with traffic jams and oil spills
a bossy florist
some tears
a vocalist that seemed to come straight out of Steel Magnolias
the book of Jeremiah
a stop at the liquor store on the way to an open bar
two meat buffett
pretentious friends
a hottie boi grrl photographer
a note slipped in her bag
a cheesy DJ
a dance to raunchy Christina Aguilera
funny parents
instant kareoke
sore feet
a couple fucking loudly in the room next to mine
a meet up with an ex
good coffee that wasn't from Starbucks
a safe drive home

all because The Honorable Samantha Grace got married this weekend.

Monday Music

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive is African-American!

Well...I mean...technically she is, but it's just Charlize Theron, who is from South Africa. But this is important to me for one reason only: I WAS RIGHT! I guessed her after the second clue!

Charlize is reppin' for all my sistas out there! You go girl, on being the first African-American SWA!




Which Black America

Which Black America?
By Eugene Robinson
Tuesday, October 9, 2007; Page A17

What do Fox News polemicist Bill O'Reilly, nappy-headed radio jock Don Imus, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, the leading Republican presidential candidates, the National Urban League, the NAACP and much of the national media have in common?

They don't see, or don't want to admit, that "black America" is an increasingly meaningless concept -- nearly as imprecise as just plain "America."

Why is O'Reilly under siege? Because he was shocked to learn that there exists in this country an upscale black-owned restaurant with an affluent African American clientele. Four or five decades ago, you could reasonably generalize that "black America" was poor. Today, African Americans control nearly $800 billion in annual purchasing power -- enough to dine occasionally at restaurants that have tablecloths.

Why did Imus get fired by CBS and NBC? Because now there are senior black professionals in both of those companies with the clout to march into top executives' offices and argue that Imus had to go. Also because Al Roker, an African American who happens to be one of the stars of "Today" -- often described as the most profitable show in all of television -- called publicly for Imus's head, or at least his cowboy hat.

Why does Thomas, in his pugnacious autobiography, insist that he's being persecuted for holding views that are somehow off-limits to black Americans? Apparently, it would destroy his sense of his own exceptionalism to acknowledge the many African Americans who share his conservative social views and his ethic of personal responsibility and self-help. (He's right, though, that on the subject of affirmative action, most black Americans do think he's nuts.) Why do the leading Republican candidates simply write off the African American vote, even though there's clearly a growing number of black voters who demographically fit the Republican profile? Hasn't the GOP noticed that here in the Washington area -- we're in the vanguard, but other cities are following our lead -- more African Americans live in the suburbs than in the city proper?

The Democratic candidates haven't really broadened their messages to take into account African American economic and cultural diversity, either. But at least they noticed that there now exists a cohort of black Americans with unprecedented wealth and power -- luminaries who are well worth pursuing for money and endorsements, just like their white counterparts. Hillary Clinton has snagged Magic Johnson, Bob Johnson, Quincy Jones and others. Barack Obama has nabbed Oprah Winfrey, who transcends even the rest of the transcendent.

Why does the National Urban League, an organization for which I have great respect, compile its annual "State of Black America" report in a way that makes the condition of African Americans seem both better and worse than it really is? The 2007 report's painstakingly calculated "equality index" says, for example, that African Americans score 0.57 on the economic scale (full parity with whites would be a score of 1.0). But census data suggest that there's a sizable cluster of educated, middle-class black households that would score much closer to parity with whites, and another large cluster of disadvantaged black households that would lag much further behind.

Trying to encompass all of black America in a few easily grasped numbers is far from a meaningless exercise. But it doesn't point the way toward specific policies for different segments of a diverse population.

Why has the NAACP, once such a potent force, lost so much of its membership and relevance? I would argue that it's because the organization continues to look for a "black agenda" around which we can all unite with the fervor and passion of decades past, when in fact there's a need for multiple agendas.

Why do editors, reporters, columnists and television producers keep only two phone numbers on speed dial for use whenever any news breaks concerning a black person? Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying they shouldn't call the Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton for comment -- I like and respect both, and I value what they have to say. But it's a bit much when those same reporters, editors, columnists and producers then proceed to do stories asking who appointed Jackson and Sharpton as spokesmen for all African Americans.

The problem is that we all say we want an "honest dialogue" about race, but we've been having the same old arguments for years -- affirmative action, inner-city dysfunction, overt and covert racism -- and we seem to be stuck. We need a new language, a new vocabulary and syntax.
Let's start by opening our eyes and recognizing that if there ever was a monolithic "black America" -- absolutely and uniformly deprived and aggrieved, with invariant values and attitudes -- there certainly isn't one now.

$44

I get that they have to do this, but still this sucks. And of course the morons at Positvely Cleveland see the glass as half full on this one.

Abby likes the gays

Dear Abby openly supports the queers. Cool. PFLAG is honoring her with an award this week. She keeps it trizzeal on the gay issues and has no apologies about it.

Word.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Positively Lame

Positively Not Necessary...
Positively Not Original...
Positively A Waste of Money...
Positively a Laughing Stock...
Positively Who in the Hell's Opinion Did You Ask About This...

Positively Cleveland, from the people who brought you Cleveland+