The Mundane Quarterly Reader: And then there were three

Monday, February 4, 2008

And then there were three

So two of the blondest, cutest Gays at the "alternative lifestyles" bar/restaurant that I work at brought a cake to work for me this weekend. It tasted like a twinkee. Not this kind, but this kind.

They hand decorated it and it was supposed to say: "Happy Birthday, You Beautiful Ebony Goddess", but they ran out of room and had to start over.

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Monday, February 4, 2008

And then there were three

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