The Mundane Quarterly Reader: Buy One, Get One

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Buy One, Get One

To: MoxieLady
From: Mademoiselle Kitty
Subject: What a deal!

Moxie look! They're buy one-get one FREE!
http://www.clevelandapl.org/index.htm

To: Mademoiselle Kitty
From: Moxie Lady
Re: What a deal!

omg. you already have two cats. they would be pissed if they found out you replaced them.

From: Mademoiselle Kitty
To: Moxie Lady
Re: What a deal!

I know. I have to be careful. It's like when I go shopping and I actually consider buying an ugly shirt just because its on clearance. Not that kitties are ugly.

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