I wonder if she's going to ask me to the Sadie Hawkins dance

Moxie and Miss Fixx-It are enjoying the (very chaste) quality time that we have experienced over the past week. Today, Moxie was surprised with a beautiful arrangement of pink flowers. The sender? Miss Fixx-It. For a woman who owns her own table saw and thinks any tool that isn't made by Craftsman is a piece of shit, she sure knows how to make a girl feel like a lady.

Classy move. And we still haven't kissed....I mean....I have kissed her cheek and her forehead. I also gave her a perfunctory kiss on the lips, but that was a mistake because she was going for my cheek. So it is cute to see that a girl can get flowers without putting out.

The ladies at the office want to know all about the flowers and the "guy" who sent them. Moxie is welcoming comments from readers as to what I should say when I can no longer avoid the question.

You'd think all the beer would kill fetuses

So a 17-year old woman is duking it out with Ireland's high courts for the right to travel to the UK to get an abortion. The woman is under the care of the country's national health service, but they issued a court order blocking her from leaving the country. Even though she has the support of her mother and the father.

The woman is seeking an abortion because the fetus she is carrying has anencephaly, which is a condition where a portion of the baby's brain and skull are missing. Babies born with this condition die within three days of birth. Because abortion is illegal in Ireland except in cases of mother's health or threat of suicide, many Irish women go to England to get abortions. However, she is being blocked by the health service and her case is now being tried in the courts.

For a country of people who drink beer like its water, I'm surprised the number of birth defects isn't higher. Irish officials are certainly acting like they survived anencephaly because they are definitely missing parts of their head in this case.

At least your biological mommy isn't Satan

In an effort to expand the terms, "pro-life" and "pro-family", Focus on the Family has initiated a campaign to promote foster parenting and adopting among Christians. The plan is called "Orphan Initiative" and of course, has roots in the Bible.

Being the balanced person she is, Moxie is initially pleased and surprised with FOF's plan to practice what they preach.








Then she thinks that this is some grandiose conspiracy to perpetuate their philosophies for generations to come. Now all the poor faggy and nigger babies that God saved from being aborted, but didn't love enough to have a family, can now find a safe home in Christian homes across the nation.

Thanks, FOF.

Can't help but love her...

Even though she is of the trailer trash variety, slightly Republican, possibly anti-everything I stand for and an idiot when it comes to selecting a mate, I am so there...front row...for Britney's big comeback. Let the games begin.

We are graduates of the same high school...can't you tell?

From Slate.com:
Referring to the negotiations on the war-spending bill, Republican Sen. George Voinovich tells the Post that "some kind of compromise has to be worked out. … That's how it's done. Everybody holds their nose and maybe a couple of times vomits, but you get it done."

Only a white person can be so lucky after a coke bust

So cocaine has been good to Kate Moss. She's in practically every ad campaign for every designer. She made quite the comeback and it was all after her public fall out with the sinful snow.

Now she is also a hot designer.

Amazing what coke does to someone like Whitney Houston...oh wait, she's Black.

HRC's new poster child

The head of BP resigned today over some drama with the press about his private life. Hookers, you ask? Drugs? No. He loved another man for four years. (And that man was Canadian, but that is a different problem.)

So he resigned just a few months before his intended resignation. And because of that, he stands to lose what converts to $7,000,000 in a "resignation package".

So yeah, this man, head of one of the most powerful corporations in the world is gay. And now he is unemployed.

Dropping it like its hot can be dangerous for women's safety

So in Guinea, men think it is acceptable and in good defense of Muslim tradition to rape women who dance provacatively. Some new craze around a traditional dance called, Wolosso, which involves a ton of video ho booty shaking is growing bothersome to fundamentalists, conservatives and asshole men.

There have been an influx of reports from women that say they have been attacked at dance parties and concerts.

Nice. I'm just glad that the sanctity of the Muslim religion is still in tact.

William who?

Prince Harry is officially hotter than his big brother now. Maybe it's the uniform and the sad sexiness of being sent off to war. So far, April experienced the highest death toll for American troops with 112 fatalities. Britain had a high with....11. Let's hope Harry doesn't make it 12. The Queen can only handle so much.

5/16/07 - And now he's not going. Back to be second hottest son.

Yet another reason Republicans are evil

So Republicans in the US House are backing efforts to make Puerto Rico the 51st state of the Union. Try again. Pro-statehood Ricans argue that the island's current commonwealth status perpetuates the evil imperialism that landed Puerto Rico in its current situation today.

Pro-commonwealth people argue against it and can be seen aligning themselves with Democrats. Then there's the "Green Party" of this whole mess who argues that Puerto Rico should be independent of the U.S. If they got their way, we'd all need passports the next time we go. Blah.

Like I said before: remaking our national flag would be a pain in the ass and that sheer laziness alone should be the catalyst to....remain the same.