The Mundane Quarterly Reader: William who?

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

William who?

Prince Harry is officially hotter than his big brother now. Maybe it's the uniform and the sad sexiness of being sent off to war. So far, April experienced the highest death toll for American troops with 112 fatalities. Britain had a high with....11. Let's hope Harry doesn't make it 12. The Queen can only handle so much.

5/16/07 - And now he's not going. Back to be second hottest son.

1 comment:

Unknown said...: You sure about that? http://www.digidiary.co.uk/blogxml_central/blogxml_digidiary/fck/userimages/prince_harry_naziCrop2.jpg; May 1, 2007 at 12:21 PM

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