Thursday, May 24, 2007

You have two moms and one was a park ranger...

....and the other is an executive for a fading internet company. In spectacular news, fellow Aquarian Dick Cheney has a sixth grandchild. The Cheneys were photographed at the hospital in Washington with their new grandson. This is news because 1) that is one more ugly person on the planet; 2) it might be one more Republican; and 3) it is the newborn son of his lesbian daughter and her long-time partner....who used to be a park ranger.

Granny and Granddaddy Cheney are avoiding any discussion about the fact that their grandson has two mommies, but everyone else is talking. His daughter--who likes to downplay the fact she is a big homo--also tried to sidestep the significance, but did make a refernce saying that gay parents are just as good a heterosexual parents.

The article also mentions that no one knows where the baby came from. I guess it was a gift from the big gay stork.

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