McTrippin

McDonald's is taking offense to the Oxford English Dictionary's use of the word, "McJob". It has launched a petition/campaign to get the dictionary to change the definition from "an unstimulating, low-paid job with few prospects, esp. one created by the expansion of the service sector," to "a job that is stimulating, rewarding and offers genuine opportunities for career progression and skills that last a lifetime."

Do they want fries that, too? *tee hee*

But having a McJob has its rewards: you earn money so you can afford to live in a McMansion. On weekends, you can take your kids to the McDojo so they can practice martial arts. Then, on Sundays, you can all worship as a family at the neighborhood McChurch.