Saturday, July 14, 2007

Signs from God that I should not attempt to date whites or lesbians or any combination of the two

Finding two schweet purses at an indie boutique: $46

Viewing some amazing art by 19 different artists: Free

Dinner and pome-a-politan at favorite hang out: $31

Getting dressed up in sexy, yet uncomfortable shoes in hopes of asking out some apparently 40-yr old guy with the social skills of a 2 yr old molested child who you don't even see the entire night and instead spending it with two couples who are happily in love eating off of each others plates and being hit with the cold hard reality that you have spent all of 2007 chasing after the most impossible/unavailable/unrealistic people and that life really doesn't go your way, so stop trying to control everything: Priceless.

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