Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Someone hasn't gotten laid in awhile and it's not me this time

So this guy wants to sue NYC nightclubs on the grounds of discrimination. Why? Because he says ladies' nights are unconstitutional. Are you fucking serious, Mr. Roy Den Hollander?

Really?

Really.

One lawyer tried to professionally and delicately explain that ladies' nights are designed to pack as much pussy into one place so that men will want to come to their clubs. In fact, women should be suing nightclubs for setting them up to be subject to all the asshole guys they meet on said ladies' nights. One could probably argue that Mr. Den Hollander hasn't got laid in a while or else the cheap bastard wouldn't be complaining about paying cover for club admission. Further, if Mr. Hollander were aware of the preposterous wage gap between men and women, he would understand our need for reduced and free admission and drink specials.

No comments: