La La La La La. Lalalala. La. LA.Hmph.
Allow me to be so blunt, (Soon-to-be former) Governor Spitzer: You lost everything over some pussy. Some expensive call girl type pussy. Some expensive call girl type pussy that you got the DAY BEFORE VALENTINE'S DAY. And not only did you get some illegal pussoi, you got it outside the confines of marriage. You cheated on your wife. Good lord, how could you be so stupid? The irony of it all...you with your prostitution ring busts that got you into power. Why why oh WHY did you have to be a Democrat? Thanks to you, we have forgotten about all the gay Republican scandals. Daaaammmit.
We all know that politicans and prostitutes go hand in hand like PB&J, but why did you have to get caught? How's Kirsten doing, BTW? I heard from the recordings that you asked her to do some pre-tty dirrrty things, young man. Preeeeety...wasn't "not safe" a phrase she used?
And she wasn't even one of the expensive ones. How cheap of you. (or her...I can't tell)
Maybe Silda can call up Hillary and get some advice. Maybe Silda has a political career launched because of you.
I'll tell you who definitely has one now: Lt. Gov. David Paterson, the FIRST (legally blind?) BLACK GOVERNOR OF New Yawk. Hell yes. (P.S. DO NOT fuck this up, Dave. I mean it.) I wonder what his seeing eye dog will wear to the swearing in.
I mean...who would have thought that at the moment you were deep-dicking some prostitute, you were setting off a chain of events that would ultimately lead to the First Black Governor of the State of New York?
I love these moments in Black history.
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