The way you handle that Swiffer is getting me all hot and bothered to perform my wifely duties

So apparently all women need to do to get their male partners to contribute more to household work and child rearing is to fuck them more. So says this psychologist who spoke about the release of this study about house chores and the gender divide at home.

Wash the dishes + fold the laundry = blow job with the chance of anal play.

Well, gosh, if only we'd known these a century ago, this whole equality movement could have been done by now.

To be fair, the study that was recently released about this issue is more about the shifting roles in the home: men are finally increasing their home contributions while women are working more outside the home. The correlation makes sense and hints at a progressive march towards equity.

But then there is this fuckedupedness that comes with it saying that if women would put out as some sort of thank you/acknowledgement of men actually doing their fucking jobs, it would help increase this shifting dynamic towards fully shared housework. In fact, if men did their share, sex would follow:

Joshua Coleman, a San Francisco-area psychologist and author of "The Lazy Husband: How to Get Men to Do More Parenting and Housework," said equitable sharing of housework can lead to a happier marriage and more frequent sex.

Wow, Josh. Someone gave you a medical degree. It's not that I don't follow the logic. But, yet again women are put in the situation of using pussy as some sort of currency...the venerable, lusty Dangling Carrot in front of the Male Ass.

And it gets better: this household equity is more prevalent in white families than Black ones because what do you know? Black women are doing more work in and out of the home. I think that's been the case since...oh, I don't know...the inception of slavery? Pick the cotton, cook the meals, fuck the master, bear the children, wash mistress' dirty panties....yeah, sounds familiar.