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Not only will I sweat the small things, I will blog about them.
It's Posted, Now It's Scripture
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- Hopefully my last post on "Sex" today
- Sushi bars? Pools? I'll be a international nonprof...
- If he weren't a Republican and white, I'd want him...
- 'Sex' Token
- Plan? No. Pluck and aplomb? Yes.
- You've got to be fucking kidding me: Dunkin Donuts...
- Barf Wentz
- Happy World Vegetarian Week!
- Just Discovered: New Voices Pittsburgh
- Tool of the Week: President of "The" Gambia
- You've got to be fucking kidding me: U.S. English ...
- LA LA LA LA LA ALALAL: Karen Bass edition
- Just Watched: Lars and the Real Girl
- Up the ass, in the hole or down the throat, kids n...
- So I guess this means you can shut the fuck up now
- Don't let the door hit ya on the way out
- Future Tool of America: John Tyler Hammons
- WTF, NOW?
- I think there is a problem with this
- So you called her "sweetie", the bigger question is:
- Here's the thing with Marc
- Amen, sister.
- I mean with people like her, I should be a Republican
- A little bit of sunshine in Somalia
- Ohio HB 477
- Why haven't I heard of Gus Puryear? aka Her name w...
- Different ships, same boat
- Uh-Obama: Racism, White Voters and the Myth of Col...
- OK. I'm a racist bitch.
- Thank you for my rage: HUD Grocery Store edition
- ReVista: Puerto Rico - The Island and Beyond
- I see who's really the conductor of the Straight T...
- Her name was Romona
- Nothing better to do with your time, huh?
- Young Asian actors deserve to be exploited by Holl...
- A-to-the-men
- I smell Pulitzer
- Another reason the NAACP needs to call it a day
- Where's the "MY" in Cinco de Mayo?
- Because check-ups and mammograms are expensive, el...
- Messin with white women: Senator Edward Brooke edi...
- Rent-a-Corporate Bully
- We don't need your lady parts in the combat zone
- It always happens this way doesn't it? aka Condi i...
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Quaint Quotables - Real words, real people
- "What do you do all day?"
- "I'm serious--selective alcoholism is the way to go. It's a coping mechanism. And I'm damn proud of it."
- "I don't know whether to send her flowers or a card because she is dying to be me."
- "You can't be first. You might be next."
- "My friend ended up not doing her documentary on drag queens. Instead she did it on something stupid like starvation in Africa or something. How unoriginal and overplayed is that? We get it: they're hungry."
- "You gotta get pissed at shit cuz shit aint right."
- "Black men aren't ugly....see, that's what white women think. [To them] Black men aren't ugly unless they're poor."
- "It’s hard being such a dynamic individual. I may be having an existentialist crisis, or I might just want to lose five pounds."
- "Cut the games. I'll bring the scissors."
- "Stolichnaya Vodka, in fact, may be a manifestation of my own desire in the physical plane......perhaps it exists only in my mind, and all who drink it join my fantasy."
- Yeah, my mom left me at the hospital to go get crack and never came back. Ain't that a mess?
- "I mean...I've never been sexually attracted to a cat, but if I were, it'd be a cheetah."
- "Girl, if I was into women, I would owe you like a ton of child support."
- "Guys, I have decided not to shave until they save the refugees of Darfur, or they vote off Sanjaya from Idol."
- "Oh look: where did this piece of glass come from? I'm going to keep it and put it in my crotch just in case I get raped tonight."
Connect the Dots
- My Personal Guru
- Much Needed Picker Upper
- Because it's 2008
- What am I doing?
- If I had a million dollars
- Afro-Latino Multimedia Experience
- Show me da money
- Mi gente son de...
- The Best Place on Earth
- Freestylin' chicas
- Get yo bling bling here
- Siempre en mi Corazon
- Since 1975
- Skia Font Inc
- United Way is fo suckas
- What didn't kill me only made me dumber
- A dose of Jesus
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