Get excited for the Golf Outing! Today is the day we spend prepping for our annual Golf Invitational where the foursomes go for $4,000 a piece and raffle tickets are 2/$100. Hey...it's for the kids, man.
Here is the best exchange from the staff prep meeting:
K: So, FYI, in the main clubhouse where we will be, there is a men's locker room only. There is a restroom, but there are no women's locker rooms in the clubhouse--
Moxie: --What???
K: Oh no...they are in a club house farther away.
W: It's a very old course. They had to make a new locker room for women.
Moxie: Hmph.
K: Yeah...
Moxie: So...can I go to the club house?
K: Yeah, there are ladies restrooms there.
Moxie: No, I mean....since it is such an old club steeped in tradition, can I (gestures to my skin) be there, or will they think I am the cleaning lady?
K: *chokes*
W: Ahem.
J: They are very nice. people.
Moxie: *blinks*
M: OK, so about the raffle prizes.
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3 comments:
the part where you point to your skin made me laugh. ha. you should have yelled "ARE THE BLACKS ALLOWED IN?!?!"
Sooo, is Moxie up for a 'face to face' yet?
Shall we commence with the exchange of non-public information ? :)
BB
c'mon, it's 2007. i don't think they'd have a problem with the fact that you haven't exfoliated.
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