Where is my Amazon.com pre-order form???

To counter all the liberal left-wing children books that cover topics like the environment *gasp* or even worse--gay marriage--the former Director of Marketing for PayPal has started his own publishing company aimed at providing a children with books that counter this crazy, hellinahandbasket ideas.


With awesome titles such as The Sky's Not Falling! Why It's OK to Chill About Global Warming! and Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed!, kids are bound to learn that its liberal, gays and feminists with their leftist agenda that makes the world a scary place.



And just in time for Christmas....